I want to have your abortion
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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