so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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