I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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