So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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