She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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