I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
