My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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