stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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