She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i now understand why vodka
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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