I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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