Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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