just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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