We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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