If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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