But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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