so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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