Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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