p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
as a side note pls kill me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
