I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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