I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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