your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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