you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
