Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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