It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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