Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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