1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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