oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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