I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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