you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
