Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
soo... how was my night?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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