Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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