i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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