No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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