They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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