am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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