So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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