wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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