Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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