do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We had to coat check the pizza.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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