It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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