Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
ugly people sure do ruin things
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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