god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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