bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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