think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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