And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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