My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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