my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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