Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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