Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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