I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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